Tuesday, 4 May 2010

2nd Deadly Sin Envy



Envyis the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.


What it is: Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Why you do it
: Because other people are so much luckier, smarter, more attractive, and better than you.

Your punishment in Hell will be:
You'll be put in freezing water.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Envy is linked with the dog and the color green.

References

The Travelers' Guide to Hell says
Envy is ruled by the celestial sign of the Moon, and is "the key behind every advertisement." Incidentally, this book actually mentions the Seven Deadly Sins Homepage. All your friends are buying it. Imagine the embarrassment if you're the only one to miss out!


Medieval theologian Thomas Aquinas said of Envy: "Envy according to the aspect of its object is contrary to charity, whence the soul derives its spiritual life... Charity rejoices in our neighbor's good, while envy grieves over it." (2, 36, ad 3)


Some have suggested that my epic disgust for the literary works of legal McNovelist John Grisham reveals the Sin of Envy. How far will I sink?

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